who has the biggest dildo on fleshjack

It was my friend Bob’s birthday party last week. He had invited the whole gang over and we decided to give him a special gift – a Fleshjack! His eyes lit up when we handed it to him, and he couldn’t wait to dive in and give it a try.

So, naturally, the topic of conversation shifted to dildos – who had the biggest, the best, and so on. We were all pretty competitive about it, and all bragging about how huge ours was. Then Bob piped up, “I think I may have the biggest dildo on Fleshjack.”

“Oh yeah?” We all exclaimed, eager to see what he had. He quickly pulled it out of the box and displayed it proudly. Everyone oohed and ahhed – it was huge! We all laughed and joked about how big it was, but Bob just smiled, certain that he had the biggest Fleshjack dildo around.

The truth was, Bob had done some research on Fleshjack and found out that the biggest dildo they offer was available only for purchase on their website. Everyone was perplexed – Bob had gone out of his way to find the absolute biggest dildo available.

Now, we all knew Bob was right – he had the biggest dildo on Fleshjack. But then again, we all wanted to outdo Bob. We all started browsing around for bigger and better dildos. We ordered some of the more extreme models from specialty websites, determined to find those that could out-dildo Bob’s offering.

After a few weeks, the best-of-the-best dildos arrived, and a fierce battle ensued to see who had the biggest dildo. Bob still had the biggest one available from Fleshjack, but everyone else had come pretty close. At the end, Bob emerged victorious – his Fleshjack offering was still the top dong in our group.

Was it due to luck, skill, or knowledge? We all suspected the latter. After all, Bob had taken the time to find the biggest dildo available from Fleshjack, and everyone else had just followed suit. We all agreed, Bob definitely had the biggest dildo on Fleshjack – and everyone else just had to accept it.

Now determined to be the best, everyone else turned to shopping for the best dildos. We researched different styles, shapes, sizes, and materials and diligently compared them in the hopes of finding something that could beat Bob’s collection.

We ended up finding some really amazing dildos with unique features, like the double-ended dildo that can employ two different sized dildos at the same time, or the realistic dildos that are sculpted after real penises to add realism and pleasure. We were all impressed with the quality and design of the dildos, but once again, Bob’s Fleshjack offering reigned supreme.

Despite our enthusiasm, we all knew that Bob had the biggest dildo available on Fleshjack and was the winner of the competition. We all accepted it, and while some of us were a bit discouraged, we all continued to shop for our own dildos, determined to outdo Bob one day.

And so, the competition hasn’t quite ended yet. Each of us is hard at work finding the latest and the greatest dildo. We keep a tally of our progress and compare notes often, and so far, Bob still reigns supreme. Who knows, maybe one day someone will manage to out-dildo Bob and take the title of Fleshjack dildo king!