is a corn cob a good dildo

My best friend asked me the other day if a corn cob is a good dildo. I had to laugh, but then I realized that someone out there might really think so. After all, who hasn’t heard of an old wives’ tale or two about folks who use corn cobs for, shall we say, sexual stimulation?

Well, my friend, my answer is a resounding, “NO, a corn cob is not a good dildo!” Let me explain why.

First and foremost, using a corn cob can be dangerous. If not properly cleaned, a corn cob may contain traces of dirt and bacteria that could be transferred to the genitals of your partner or yourself. That could lead to infection! It’s much safer to use a toy made especially for this purpose.

Second and almost as important, a corn cob is, well… porous. You’ve seen how a corn cob looks after a few weeks of walking around in the garden. That porousness will absorb any lubrication that the user may apply. This leaves the user feeling less than comfortable. Not to mention, this is not a desirable place to put anything porous.

In addition, corn cobs come in various shapes and sizes. I can guarantee you that even if you find what appears to be the perfect shape, it won’t be comfortable or pleasurable for any length of time. Again, you’re better off with a specially designed toy.

Finally, Penis Rings unless you’re inviting splinters or thorns, a corn cob isn’t very discrete. Might be a bit awkward when you get caught in the act, if you know what I mean.

So, my friend, as you’ve probably guessed, there are much better options than a corn cob. If you want to make sure you and your partner have a safe, discrete, and most importantly pleasurable experience, forego the cob and invest in quality, specially designed toys.

What other alternatives are there besides the corn cob? Well, you can opt to purchase a vibrator. They come in all shapes and sizes and offer a great deal of pleasure when used correctly. You might even consider using edible food products or oils in addition to or instead of a toy. Nuts, fruits, and even vegetables can be great fun and offer a unique sensation to the experience.

When used in a generous and loving manner, personal lubricants can also be a great addition. This helps to keep things comfortable and provides a slick sensation. Some lubes also provide a heating or cooling effect, depending on your preference.

Finally, there are a variety of techniques that can be employed. Some involve the use of pressure or rubbing other areas of the body. For instance, stimulating the nipples or other erogenous zones is a great way to build anticipation. Depending upon your preferred level of risk, you could even experiment with temperature play or bondage.

So, in conclusion, my friend, it’s quite clear a corn cob is not a good dildo! The risks and lack of pleasure are just too great. But if you’d like to do something a bit more daring and aren’t afraid to invest in quality products, you can get something much better and safer. Your sex dolls life will thank you in the long run.